New Rose Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

Roses are red violts are blue god made me pritty what happend to you

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

roses are red,vilots are blue,i tell you you look pretty,but all you do is look like a poo

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's is blue too.

(meaning sad)

Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

Gf: "I luv u too."

Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

Gf: "Ah, about that..."

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun, This news, family neuters furry son

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too

Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van

So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"