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Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

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    • Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

    Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

    I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

    Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

    My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

    Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

    Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

    Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

    (meaning sad)

    Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

    Gf: "I luv u too."

    Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

    Gf: "Ah, about that..."

    Bf: Babe, do you love me?

    Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

    Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!