roses are red,vilots are blue,i tell you you look pretty,but all you do is look like a poo
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's is blue too.
(meaning sad)
Bf:roses are red violets are blue ur my bf and i luv you
Gf:i luv u too
Bf:but the roses are wilting the violets are dead i heard you were cheating ill knock off ur head
Gf:ah about that
Bf:babe do you love me? Gf:of course,why do you ask? bf:i heard that your mom passed away and i went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up and then i remembered why i went to the garden
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun, This news, family neuters furry son
Roses are red violets are blue YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too
Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van
So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE
Who's the smallest wife?? MICROwife
Roses are red, I reload fast... imma pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast
The sun isn’t the only thing rose up this morning....
Dear Hearing People. We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We Can even dance via vibration through music. Do you know the song W lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.
Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
