Rockies

Rockies jokes

God

  • I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

    Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

    Book

  • What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!

    Meat

  • What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

    Meatcanyon.

    (Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)