Rockies jokes

Slept in my Rocky Horror T-shirt, woke up and seen blue skies through the tears in my eyes.

I asked a librarian if they had a section with Rocky Horror books.

She said: "Sure, just take a jump to the left and then a step to the right."

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

Why did the Red Sox lose?

They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."