Rock It jokes
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)