Rock It jokes

How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?

You rock-it!

What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

Things to kids:

Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

A Good Parent: "My baby!"

Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)

WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥

I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.