Rock It jokes

How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?

You rock-it!

What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I love rap!