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45 views · United Kingdom UK · 9 months ago
A very narrow, small, white car, resembling a covered mobility scooter, being driven on a wet road by a person wearing a yellow high-visibility jacket. The text overlay reads: Robert's car on my math test after I calculated its width to be 0.5cm.
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    48 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    A screenshot of a tweet from user Plain As Day Quavo. The tweet text reads 'Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine'. Below are four square panels. The top left panel shows a person covering their face, with the text 'through them hospital doors' and 'FLUSHING SCOTCH "COUGH SYRUP" COYOTE'. The top right panel shows Eminem with a boombox, with the text 'Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction. Some receptionist' and 'EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"'. The bottom left panel shows Robert Palmer, with the text 'Doctor, doctor, gimme the news' and 'ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)"'. The bottom right panel shows Bob Geldof, with the text 'Something's wrong. She was lying on the bed. Crying when I walked in' and 'BOB GELDOF "I CRY TOO"'. Each lyric quote is enclosed in double quotes.
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    24 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.
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    • Florida Man

    2 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet by Robert Littal (@BSO). The tweet contains a headline about 'Florida Man' and describes how he told his neighbors he would 'kill them with kindness,' then proceeded to try and attack them with a machete he named 'Kindness.' Below the text is a mugshot photo of the man with a small injury on his forehead.
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    14 views · TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago

    Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES

    A news article from The New York Times with the headline "E.P.A. Bans Cancer-Causing Chemicals Used in Dry Cleaning". The date is Dec. 9, 2024, 7:26 a.m. ET. It shows an image of a person working in a dry cleaning facility.
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