Right to remain silent jokes
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights, especially the right to remain silent, because all appliances should be silent.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.