What do you call a rich asian Cha ching
Apparently rich people have the smallest penises, makes sense why bill gates called it "MicroSoft"
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo he cannot afford a Lamborghini
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the titanic
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. he says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave. the poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
I met a homeless guy named Rich
He wasn't
Ceo intrupidore born in 1964 Jeffrey,Jeffrey bozos.repeat come on Jeffrey you can do it pave the way put your back in to it tell is why show is how look at where you came from look at you now. Zuckerberg and gates and Muke it the anchors can make and sick it up there wivs drink there blood come on jeff get I'm dododoodododod
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (alphabet lore) I would be Rich
The mom and left the child because they were famous and rich like rich monkeys
what do you call a rich orphan?
Batman
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend
Friend: wow thanks, i'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: you're what
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
a normal kid brings an MP3 to school
a rich kid brings an MP4 to school
quiet kid brings an MP5
Knock Knock ? I Eat Mop A- I eat mop who
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
