Robin Hood jokes
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
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Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
Community talk
furries are really just fans of things like zootopia and disney robin hood furry fandom and the biggest part of any fandom is other than elaborate fanfic, cosplay, boom
If robin hood robs the rich and gives to the poor, wouldn't he have to give the rich the money if he gives to the poor? And what if he makes the poor rich wouldn't he have to rob the person he gave money to?
Robin hood by Anson seabra