Retro jokes

You built like you in the 1980's!

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.

Rust in peace.