Retribution jokes

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

Karma is like rape.

What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.

What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu. You get what you deserve!

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.