To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
