Retribution jokes
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
Community talk
(As per Cosmo's request)
Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.
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"Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter, and now, I am going to FUCK YOU!" ―Lucifer, threatening Adam
Scary WJE Story: Once upon a time, in the dark underbelly of the internet, there existed a website known as WorstJokesEver (WJE). It was a virtual den of wickedness, notorious for its twisted humor and malevolent pranks. The site thrived with an insidious charm, attracting thousands of members who reveled in its evil antics. But within the shadows lurked Dagger, a formidable moderator of WJE. Dagger had once been an… Read more