Retribution jokes

Word

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.

Bullying

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Karma

Karma is like rape.

What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.

Karma

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu. You get what you deserve!

Boot

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚