Retribution jokes
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
Community talk
an eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth, leaves the whole world fucking blind and toothless.
(As per Cosmo's request)
Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.
“Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sill… Read more
"Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter, and now, I am going to FUCK YOU!" ―Lucifer, threatening Adam