Retribution jokes
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Community
"Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter, and now, I am going to FUCK YOU!" ―Lucifer, threatening Adam
Scary WJE Story: Once upon a time, in the dark underbelly of the internet, there existed a website known as WorstJokesEver (WJE). It was a virtual den of wickedness, notorious for its twisted humor and malevolent pranks. The site thrived with an insidious charm, attracting thousands of members who reveled in its evil antics. But within the shadows lurked Dagger, a formidable moderator of WJE. Dagger had once been an… Read more
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and I've been involved with numerous on Al-Queada, and I have over 30 confirmed kills, I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. I'll wipe you the Fuck of with precision the likes of it has never been seen on … Read more