Tescos slogan is every little helps, Well there bag did a wonderfull job on suffocating my wife
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!
What is a orphans favorite store, home depot
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!
Do you know where priests go at night???????
To all night sale a boys r us
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
Where do walls shop?—Walmart.
why are orphans not allowed in stores?because else they would actually feel at home
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say thats a fair retail.
why don't you fart in a apple store
because they don't have any windows
when was the first black friday?
1619
What do dogs do when they lose their tail? -- They go to the retail store.
Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? -- To the retail store!
