Reproductive Rights jokes

Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.

Abortion isn't murder, it's just canceling a pre-order.

What's the best thing about an abortion joke??

No one gets offended.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Ring ring.

Abortion clinic!

Where no fetus can beat us.

I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...

I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.

Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.

If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.

If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.