Reproductive Rights jokes

Abortion

Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.

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  • Abortion

    In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

    You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

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  • Abortion

    I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...

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  • Abortion

    I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.

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  • Murder

    If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.

    If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.

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  • Choice

    Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!

    Law

    The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

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  • Pregnancy

    Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"

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  • Choice

    How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."