Reproductive Rights jokes

What's the best thing about an abortion joke??

No one gets offended.

Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Abortion isn't murder, it's just canceling a pre-order.

I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.

If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.

If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.

Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.

Ring ring.

Abortion clinic!

Where no fetus can beat us.

I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...