The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
I went to the bathroom and into a stall, to see a hole in the wall. I reminded me of 'The Lickable Wallpaper' from 'Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory'. I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky, and kinda wrinkly.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
Two old Indian ladies out picking Potato's one ladie stops staring at this huge potato turning it round and round . The other old Ladie sais to her what are you doing she sais these potato's remind me of my ((husbands nuts )) she sais oh my are they really that BIG she said no there that dirty. lololol
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife
School reminds me of a penis. Its long and hard unless your Asian
my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone's attention.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??
