Reese's Cups jokes
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
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Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.