Reducing jokes
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.
The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.
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Community talk
Guys I want to announce something. Sometimes I get very overwheled, and I get a verbal shutdown. I cant speak, its to hard. I can usually type, but when i reply with "." or js "m" or soemthing really small, its a verbal shut down. I am okay i just need a discrtion or maybe a little bit to myself. its like my brain is saying to much input, i need to reduce output. Communication awlays comes back after ive calmed down or i feel better. just lyk and look out for it. So if i go silet on call, or type like very small, im okay, just overwheled and my brain shurts down paths of cummication.
I'ma be on alot less, after the 8th whomever ends up as mod, will decide if I stay gone almost all the time, or I start slowly getting on. Being on less, from chromebook being blocked, opens my eyes. I'm almost always annoyed by some pple here, so I'll be on around some people, and sometimes.
Alr yall so for the next two weeks or so I won’t be as active as I used to, I’m going to a different country because we’re having kind of a “family reunion” sort of thing, will be less active but I’m not gonna fully disappear.