Corner shop jokes

Why are Indians so good at football?

Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.

Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?

Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

Kobi shops at Aldi.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!