I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
-Why did the Indian cross the road? -Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
why did the romans build stright roads so the pachy bastards didny build corner shops
