Corner shop jokes

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.

A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."