Corner shop jokes

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.