Corner shop jokes

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.