Red All Over

Red All Over jokes

What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?

A corpse, of course!

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun that fell down the stairs.

What's black, white, and laughing?

The nun that pushed her.

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  • What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

    What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

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