What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A nun falling down the stairs.
what has 2 legs and is red all over
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
