Rectangular or Triangular Sandwich?

i prefer it like this

HELP-

Still waiting onto changing my name

Rectangular

TRIANG;E

HELLO?

Definitely triangular

hello new person

AY NEW PERSON

Heyoooo! Who are you?

I'm Toast

I'm a cool dude

Cool dudes are cool

So you like Border Lands?

Yes

Do you?

Never really tried any of the games

You should

What games do you play?

Red Dead Redemption, Mortal Kombat, Farcry

Yellow duck

those types of games

Hey Herry

I’ve played Mortal Kombat

Nice

Which Mortal Kombat have you played?

X, 11, and 1

Nice

wbu?

I’ve played the original, 2, 3, 9, 11, and X

do you know anyone who plays just cause

OHH

Nice

I play old games mainly

why is this ovo level named the twin towers

do you know anyone who plays just cause

Hey!

Tyler!

Hey!

How are you?

I’m eating dinner

I’m hungry

I ate dinner an hour ago

I eat late lol

Ha

Thanks for inviting me here, it’s a cool website

No problem man

Why are our names green and Toast and Heroin Wade’s are white?

I don’t know

I like it

Same

It looks cool and it means we’re special

new users names are green and after a couple days they turn white

I just inhaled a big whiff of smoke

Oh okay, that sucks I like it green

oh yeah btw my name is actually heroin monkey

Is your name Wade?

no

there was this guy named wade here

he was pretty popular

but like

just today

the creator of this site Matt

he came back

n he banned all the ppl who said racial slurs

which for most ppl he banned was unfair bc most of them only did it as jokes

Oh

now I dun think Wade was genuinely a racist, i think he was just REAL committed to the act

but he was also very homophobic n stuff

anyways he got banned

I keep my opinions private unless someone wants to discuss them

he also was kinda just a bad person but its kinda unfair of me to tell u all this while hes not here bc its like talking behind his back

Oh ok, well you seem cool

eh kinda

Are you popular like Wade?

sorta in a way

Ig u could say im "well known"

Well that’s cool

some ppl like me but a few others rlly hate me

like Wade n Dagger n Dagger jr

You said the creator of the site came on?

yeh

but he never comes on for long

its like

Are there no moderators here?

ok so basically if humans were actually created by aliens and every so often the aliens stopped by

Oh, I get it

sorta. Dagger n Wade used to be mods, but bc Dagger was racist n Wade would ban ppl for being LGBTQ n stuff, they got demoted

So he just pops in like the aliens

yeah

n then we always hav a bunch of question n treat him like a celebrity

Oh ok, so it seems there’s mixed opinions on the LGBTQ here

btw if u ever see him pretend like ur rlly blown away and act like your a journalist mobbing him like hes a rlly famous person n everyones desperate to get a pieceof him

Well, he is the creator of the site

were dagger and wade banned

Will do

sorta, but most ppl dun seem to care. Jake and #StayatHome n this other guy named Ethan r mods but theyre not always online

were dagger and wade banned

Yes in fact I hav the screenshot of wade getting banned

Oh ok

I wanna see!

because the public account got banned within 24 hours

This was so cool to see in person (Deadpool is Wades other account)

Matt rlly just said "bye" n then smited him down

He role plays as Deadpool?

like Zeus tossing a lightning bolt as some guy

That’s very badass

hes obsessed with deadpoo;

nu he just rlly likes Deadpool so he named his other acc after it

Oh ok

i joined wadeism as a joke

also I dun think his real name is Wade bc Wade Wilson is Deadpools alter ego

What’s wadeism?

I know a bit about Deadpool, I watched the movies but that’s it

the religion wade created based around him and holy wade

Wadeism was a silly trend where basically ppl all had Deadpool pfps n put Wade in their names

like Heroin Wade was originally Heroin Monkey

I hope that’s not a real religion theres trying to get off the ground and just a trend

Ofc its not

Oh that’s good

I made up my own religion that sounds serious n ppl dun believe it so I doubt Wadeism will ever go anywhere

Otherwise they’re more psycho than I am

dont tell wade this but holy wade who preaches the wadele is my alt

The wadele?

the bible for wade

Can I see?

wait that sounds like one of those quotes from ppl who said "Oh Television is just a fad" or "Cars break down easily, Horses are the true way to travel"

its just the bible but he replaced all the instances of the word "God" with "Wade"

minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less

Isn’t that blasphemy?

Reminds me of the plane crash news

hehehe my made up religion is that God is only a supermegapowerful Alien worm like creature called "Leviathan" that consumes the life of celestial bodies (Stars, Planets n stuff r actually "alive" and Leviathan feeds on this energy) and that it also sheds said "Life Energy" which is what allows life to start on planets. Also Planets can regenerate their life, and sometimes when a planets life is consumed, and life starts again, the sentient life will redsicover the past life that was there before the planets consumption

since Leviathan is completely invincible (and killing it would also eventually lead to the death of everything else since Leviathan is the source of life) eventually, Earth will be on the menu

but we must welcome our inevitable consumption

Giant space turtle?

we must take care of our planet

so it tastes better to Leviathan

But then we’ll die

No, in fact, Leviathan is not as much of an organism as it is a Celestial Body.

If it eats Earth

there is no such thing as "death"

Oh

our life is consumed by Leviathan

eventually our life will be recycled

and a new organism with our life will rise again

bum bum

while our memories, our consciousness, and our indentities our gone forever, our life is never truly gone

ofc this is all a sci fi story

Well

that im writing

I’d read that

well I havent started writing it yet bc I need more ideas

the only religion i follow is pastafarianism praise the flying spaggetti monsters noodly goodness

You have a very active and vivid imagination

I swear I thought that was a meme

but its meant to by read similar to a religious text w verses n prophets n stuff

technically its more of a mockery of religion

thank you!!!

mm i love desmos

are you oppressing me for wearing a religious pasta strainer on my head

How did you even..

SOOPYYY

Hi again Toast

Hiii toast

hello Bandit

SOOOPPP

Toast im sorry if u've been messaging me on discord my aunt took my phone D=

oh that makes sense

sorry that that happened

Hi

That sentence is glitching my brain

that that

Hey Tyler

Yes that that

How are you guys?

btw i can show you the equations for it

Who are u

and who are u

Is it weird that I want to try that

how’d u find the site

who do u know on the site

I know Tyler

He brought me on here

And I talked to Toast, Sooploosh, and Heroin Wade

Or monkey, whichever one he goes by

how is tylers account registered on 2/24 when its only 2/23

Wait it did?

This site is german n in germany Its already 2/24

I think]

im no expert on WJE

Maybe it’s a glitch

wait wheres matt from

hi soop, hi heroin

hi

Is Matt the creator?

Oh another Wade

matt is the creator of the site and the lead mod

so?

Oh ok

Hello?

dead fr