Receding jokes
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.