Receding jokes
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.