Receding hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.