Receding hairline jokes
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.