Hairline Receding jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.