Hairline Receding jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.