Receding hairline jokes

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Your hairline is dancing umlando.