Receding hairline jokes
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
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Your hairline is built like a license plate.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
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Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.