Receding hairline jokes
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.