Receding hairline jokes
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.