Receding hairline jokes

You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.

Take a few steps back like your hairline.

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Your hairline is dancing umlando.