Receding hairline jokes
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Your hairline!
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.