Receding hairline

Receding Hairline Jokes

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NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

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What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

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This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

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Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!

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Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

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I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

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When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"