NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Receding Hairline Jokes
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.