Rap battle jokes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
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