Question jokes
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
What do you call me?
Chinese?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"