Question jokes
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
What did Obama ask Trump?
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees, and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun, and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies, "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect its balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man, but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
What is this anyway?
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
Why is the rum gone?
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Who am I?
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.