Quandale jokes

Quandale Dingle

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.