Quandale jokes

Quandale Dingle

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

Why can't homeless people be gay?

They don't have a closet to get out of.

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.