"Are you related to Yoda?" "Because Yo-Delicious."
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down
Do you want to book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down
How many mice dose it take to *screw* in a light bulb 2 ;)
Why don't bulls play archery tjey might hit a bulls-eye
Did you know that ASL is a dead language? Yeah, nobody speaks it.
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever
My life
Breaking News! a plane crashes into a bridge
"If all of these structures break we will all die." And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!" And he said, "It would be breaking news."
weixian
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
How did I kill Georgee
I snatched her boat HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
What is it called when a cow sing, a lawsuit.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An UN-ARMED skeleton
This rat did the most amazing thing ever it was pretty radical dude.
One day I came home from school and said to my dad 'I got expelled from school today' he said ' how' I said I threw my book at the teacher' he asked why' I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can't hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. '