I puched my mom for no fraking reason
Two people stood in one room, the first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I hadda punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Today there was a line to punch me. Yeah that was the PUNCH LINE.
SO WHO DID IT the i.s.s teacher said. 1 hour before So let me ge............ Random person wait what you BROKE UP WITH HER. Me I SWEAR JHONNY THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUD INTO MY CONVERSATION SO..... HERE........ YOU........... GO *punches*
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man
This Pun is soo bad your gonna PUNch me.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
How I Punch my Brother:Wooden Sword How he is it telling Dad:Diomand Sword How hard my Dad is gonna punch me:Warden Punch
So I told an orphan to slap themselves untill they are wanted, I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves then I stopped them then told them to punch themselves. The next day a saw a dead orphan.
Why did the orphan get sent to the Principals office. BECAUSE HE PUNCHED DUMBOS LIKE YOU PEOPLE
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Why did the fruit punch say what’s sup
He was so naughty
You can slap,punch,knock out a Orphan,what will they do they dont have parents-
What did the orphan do when he got punched? nothing cause his parents werent there! :)
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me "why the hell did you do that!?!?" "I wanted to let you yk I'm pro abortion."
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer he would roll with the punches.
