What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a three humped camel.
A prostitute from new york
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer.
A prostitute can beat my d**k anyday, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you gotta hand it to her.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What Do You Call An Asian Prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
