Principal memes

Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"

Orphan: -no response-

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

"What’s your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”