Ashes to ashes, Priests prever boys, cause they dont have to shave their asses.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart? He heard that little boy's pants were half off
What do priest and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What does a Child molester and a Catholic priest have in common. One praise at church
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia? The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
When is a priests best compromise?
A failed Baptism
What are Priests favourite shoe?
White vans.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrement
The person living there points and says, "begone fowl blood-drinker"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames leaving nothing but ash.
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
My bum hurts
did u know that...
the only reason u don't call priests daddy is because that's what u call them in sex!
your mommmy
ok heres a story about the church the there was 2 parents, then they have a baby, then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his fore head guess he was big headed, sorry if this offends anyone or make this joke bad since i keep writing this
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. "What's in the box?", the priest asks. "Christian kittens", the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. "Ask her what she has in the box", he says, "It's the cutest thing!" The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. "Atheist kittens", she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were "Christian kittens!!!" "They were", she says. "Now their eyes are open".
A little girl beinng Girl: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned"
Priest: "What did you do Child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body
