Pride jokes

A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.

Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?

Pride always cometh before the fall.

How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?

5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.

Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.

I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.