Pride jokes

When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?

It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...

I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

York High School is the best school ever!

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.

What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!

Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?

Pride always cometh before the fall.

I'm Gay.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.

Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend. She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.