Premier jokes
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
