Premier jokes

My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

Alberta.

The only province where the Premier wears anal beads around her neck.

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.

"We are Number one."

The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!

"Gotta number one victory royale."

109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.

Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.