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Alberta's Premier

Amaurotic Idiocy
5 hours ago ยท
  • Alberta.

    The only province where the Premier wears anal beads around her neck.

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    • Premier
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    • Politics
    • Canada
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    • Jewelry

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, smooth-brain. The joke is comparing the Premier's necklace to anal beads because of how it looks. You needed a bear to explain this because your brain is completely smooth.

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