Preist jokes

One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.

In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"

The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."

In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"

The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."

In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"

The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."

Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"

My uncle was a priest.

He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.

Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."

No one.

Why are priests called father?

I don’t know why.

Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.

What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?

A colonoscopy.

How much pussy does a priest get? None.

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"

Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"

Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"

Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.