Preist jokes

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"

Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"

Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"

What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?

A colonoscopy.

One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.

In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"

The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."

In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"

The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."

In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"

The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."

Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"

How much pussy does a priest get? None.

My uncle was a priest.

He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.

No one.

Why are priests called father?

I don’t know why.

Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.

Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?