What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"
Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"
Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.
In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"
The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."
In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"
The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."
In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"
The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."
Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
No one Why are priests called father I don’t know why Because calling them daddy is to suspicious
why is a preist called father its too weird to call them daddy
