What do McDonald's and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?" Father:"FUCK THE CHILDREN" Preist:" Do you think we'll have time?"
Roses are red... Orphanes are blue... I killed the preist so i could rape them to.
No one Why are priests called father I don’t know why Because calling them daddy is to suspicious
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
how much pussy does a preist get nun
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
One day, a preist and a nun went to play golf together. In the first shot, the preist missed his shot and said “Fuck I missed it.” The nun replied “Hey you should not curse.” In the second shot, the preist missed his shot again and said “Fuck I missed again.” The nun replied “Hey stop swearing, or else god will punish you.” In the next shot, the preist missed once again. He shouted “Fuck this, this game is bullshit.” The nun replied “Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime.” Suddenly, a thunderbolt stroke the nun and killed her, the clouds separated from the sky and there was a voice in the sky saying “Oh fuck I missed.”
why is a preist called father its too weird to call them daddy