Me: What do you call a group of retards? Friend: Down town? Me: Nope, target practice.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Where do religious kids practice sports in the prayground
