Popper jokes

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.

Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.

Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you off my property!