Pop Music jokes

What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.

What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!

What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

Justin Bieber