Q: When a chip gets popped what happens to it?
A: it gets pooped out of the bag
poop is yummy fuck
poop and balls through the walls
YOUR SO POOR YOU USE THE SAME TOILET PAPER EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A POOP
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop? Dog poop touches grass.
I suck poop in my but whole aka porn
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents. " Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white." The mother rushes the boy to the hospital while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm. "How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" He exclaims. The wife looks up at him. "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection."
why was the bakers hands brown? because he was kneading a poop
I ate taco bell last night i pooped out your hairline
what so duckies wipe after they poop
there butt quack
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop)
my brother said bruh why you so ugly plus why do you stink. me: is that supposed to be a roast i got one for you. why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother in stead of her stomach you came out of her butt that's why you were born with brown spots on your head thats her poop you stupid fuckface. my friends: ouch thats got ta hurt.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
there was this boy he had diarrhea and he kept asking to go to the bathroom but the teacher said no next ting you know he poop his self infront of the class.
What is the whole pile of poops mean?
Whole pile of shits
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul? pOOp
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
WHY DID THE CATS GO IN THE LITTERBOX?? TO TAKE A POOP
my friend misspelled mexico and got here
he sucked his sisters poop hole
My dogs pooped in my shoes?pooper
