Polarization jokes

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.

These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?

About a few thousand miles.

How do you catch a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snowbank!

What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?

Bi-Polar.

What do you call a dead polar bear?

Anything, they can't hear you!

A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.

A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"

The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”

The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”

They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.

Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!