Pog jokes

I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.

A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.

"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.

"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"

"Good, but where's the p?"

"Running down my leg."

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

Well, at least the one I fucked did.

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.