Plus side jokes

Orphan

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Voice

On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.

Orphan

What's a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family size. T - T

Memes

Truck

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

Flag

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

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  • Fly

    If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

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