Plus side jokes

Orphan

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Orphan

What's a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family size. T - T

Memes

Voice

On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.

Truck

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.