Plus side jokes
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
Nice 👍
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
