Plus side jokes

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.

What's a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family size. T - T

On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

The happier they get, the less they see.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.