Plus side jokes

Orphan

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What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Truck

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Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

Voice

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On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.