What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Plumber Jokes
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Bob the builder.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".